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"Ho... Ly... CRAAAAAP! Hungary! COME HERE NOW! OHMIGOSH THIS IS INCREDIBLE!" You yell like an idiot.
Hungary comes running up to you, "__! Who died?"
"N-No-one! This isn't DEATH, you moron! This is NEW LIFE!"
"You're pregnant?" She asks.
You nod.
"With who?"
"You DOUCHE! Romano, duh!"
"You what?"
"My husband."
"Oh, sorry. In all the excitement I forgot." Hungary said sheepishly.
"I don't want to tell him, yet... Goodness knows how he'll react... I'll go ask Spain and Italy for advice." You nod, and walk over to the Spain residence.

"__? Is that you?" Spain calls.
"Yep... I um... Need help..." You say, walking into the kitchen and finding Italy and Spain in there, like you'd counted on.
"Husband trouble?" Italy asks, grinning.
"Uh... Kind of." You squeak.
"What's he done now? He's upstairs, If he's-"
"He's not done anything, Tonio." You say, using his real name to calm him down, "I'm pregnant." You whisper the last part.
"Well, that's what you wanted, right? Congratulations! Hey! I'm gonna be an Uncle!" Italy smiles broadly.
"Keep it down! He's upstairs."
"Well, shouldn't you tell him?" Spain asked.
"No, we haven't talked about this!" Your eyes widen.
Italy nods, "I agree, I don't think we should tell him just yet..."
"But then he'll get angry about not telling him." Spain reasons.
"No he won't. He'll be calm. I know him." Italy yawns.
"BUT HE'LL FIND OUT SHE'S PREGNANT ANYWAY!" Spain practically yells, and you face palm.
Coming up out of your palm, you see the other two's looks. Classical "Oh Shit." Looks.
"Um... What's up?" You ask.
Then you turn to the door.
"Y-You're pregnant?!" Romano squeaks.
"Ummm... yes."
"Holy virgin mother!" Romano faints there and then.

~~Timeskip~~

"I mean, I don't know about this. I coudl mess up! And that wouldn't do, would it?! What if our daughter or son Hates me?" Romano wails to Spain and Italy.
You were 5 months pregnant and asleep at home.
"You'll be fine, fratello, trust me." Italy smiles.
"What he said, without the fratello." Spain grins.
Romano gulps, and nods.

~~Timeskip~~

"Ahhh!"  You moan. You're in the hospital. Giving birth.
Romano paces outside, waiting nervously.
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"Mr. Vargas?" A nurse pokes her head round the door, "You can come in, now. Congratulations. You have a healthy baby son."
Romano rushes in, to your side. You're half asleep, but manage to smile dreamily.
Romano picks up your son (Soon to be called St. Thomas) and mentally promises to protect him always. He was adorable.
But all Romano could say was, "It's a bambino!"
I don't know if this is good or not, but...

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LIVI1234 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
I can imagen him pushing the nurse out the way like MOVE BITCH!!!
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Randomsinger11 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2015  Student General Artist
Holy virgin mother!
Its offical, that is now what I will say everytime my world history teacher says something surprising to me. Which, I may add, happens a lot. I may get detention but it is SO worth it!
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MableChanAndRoseChan Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014
The virgin mother is apparently holy
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MableChanAndRoseChan Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014
Damn I didnt think of a boy name..







Bob..
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OMGimsoboredhahaha Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2014
Romano: Holy virgin mother!*faints*
me: *facepalm * fuck not again
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DragonDescendant Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014
"Holy Virgin Mother"?  My, that's a strange thing to exclaim at this point in time...
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Thecrazytardis5 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
"HOLY VIRGIN MOTHER" uh no, reader-chan isnt a virgin IF SHE'S PREGGO
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NoelVermillion987 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014
"HOLY VIRGIN MOTHER"
Me: *chokes on juice*
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NOYOUWILLNOT Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014
"Classical Oh Shit looks"
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Random0806 Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Romano squeaking.......
Me: oh dear god
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IS831fan9 Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Romano: HOLY VIRGIN MOTHER!!!! -faints-
Me: dear god....
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SakuraDrowned Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
cute
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Aimi-Puffin Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Aww This was really nice!
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HandMade-Stars Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Student Writer
Cheers ^^
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Rainpelt500 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You know.... If the child was a girl, that would explain how my OC was born.... XD I'm kidding! I loved it!!!
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HandMade-Stars Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Student Writer
Nyo!Baby?

=]
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Rainpelt500 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Duh! That makes complete sense! I mean, finally, someone who gets it…
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HandMade-Stars Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Student Writer
=]
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Rainpelt500 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
=)
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dejahwillis Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
Okkaayy cool
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totallyunfamousmira Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I. live. in. a. Canadian. city. called. St. Thomas

HOLY FUCK!!!
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HandMade-Stars Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Student Writer
Really?
Nice ^^
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totallyunfamousmira Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Ikr I was like

I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO MY CITY...


In Italy...DAMMIT
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HandMade-Stars Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Student Writer
That would be weird... ^^
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totallyunfamousmira Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
I was shocked.
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indubitablyawesome Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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totallyunfamousmira Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
My Hetalia friend who was reading this with was laughing her ass off... I just love Romano...
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indubitablyawesome Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
he the most adorable tsundere EVAR~~~    Romano emote 
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totallyunfamousmira Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
He is... I love the chibiromano Hattafutte Parade character song, It's absolutely hilarious! :iconchibiromanoplz:
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indubitablyawesome Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist

" My sparkling boots , they're cool , aren't they bastard ?! "

Italian sparkle party!

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Aqua7sea Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
AWW and LOL
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HandMade-Stars Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Student Writer
)
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LittleMissHetalia Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013  Student Writer
I want to name my boy Ryan...hehe, everyone else has all these cool names with meanings and I just have..
Ryan. 
XD
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Theghostofyoutoo Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Oh my god, me too! My friends are like,"Daryl! Like that badass hottie." And I'm like "Ryan."

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HandMade-Stars Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Student Writer
"That's lovely, Sapphire. Now, Aarallyn, could you tell me... Ah, perfect. Rosebella, Repeat the alphabet. Very good. Ryan... Uh... You do whatever you want."

xD Nicely done ^^
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Asiannomnomlol112 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013
Hmmm his name will be PIZZA!
Nahhh Jk I like Adamo
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HandMade-Stars Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013  Student Writer
Adamo? Nice.
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Gekko73 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013
NO! His name will beeee. . .







Forza! 
(forcestrengthpowermightdintspirit)
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HandMade-Stars Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Student Writer
Nice.
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XioItalyPruX3 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*fangirling to death*** THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HandMade-Stars Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Student Writer
Aw, thank you!
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XioItalyPruX3 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
 Your welcome!
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HandMade-Stars Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Student Writer
=)
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XioItalyPruX3 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
 c:
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HeroPaws Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Lol I couldn't stop laughing when he said. "Holly virgin mother!"
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HandMade-Stars Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Student Writer
Glad you enjoyed it.
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HeroPaws Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Yay!!
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HetaliaLover4Ever123 Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Student General Artist
How can a mother be a holy virgin???? XD
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HandMade-Stars Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Student Writer
Romano represents (sort of) Rome, and Rome is a very symbolic city for Catholics. The "Virgin Mother" is Mary, (don't know if you know the story) Jesus' mother. She was a Virgin because she did not sleep with anyone and still had a baby.
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